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SE-OCT Round 2The courtyard was dead silent. There were no footsteps or voices. The wind was still, blocked on all sides by the asylum itself. Even the birds were nowhere to be seen – possibly driven away by the stench of blood. Every so often, a faint rustling sound could be heard, or even an occasional tha-thump tha-thump in the distance, but aside from these rare moments, the silence was unbroken.   
 The key word here is “was.” A few moments later, one of the building’s walls began to shimmer and glow slightly – then there was a crash as a doorway-sized hole formed, sending loose chunks of brick and concrete flyi SE-OCT Round 2
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Always Be Quick“Always be quick,” my father once told me. “If you can’t be strong, organized, or talented, be sure to be quick.” His words remain enigmatic to me. He never did elaborate just what he meant – but I’m sure that he was right, because I’ve proved it with my own life. I have made sure to be quick in every way I could. Quick on my feet, quick-minded, quick to react, quick to grow angry, and even quick to forgive. I’ve trained my hands to be quick and my eyes to be quicker still. And I’ve learned to make quick judgments, even under intense stress.   
 Like right now. There are some fi Always Be Quick
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Currently showing stamps that I made for my journal. These didn't take a lot of work, I'll admit, but they are fun! TMiS CH28 is also here.
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Thinking Makes it So

The Final Barrier
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Thinking Makes it So: Ch 1“We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us.”          --Marcel Proust   
 The first thing I remember is the dream. Maybe that’s why it’s so well etched into my mind. In fact, dream may not be the word – it was different than a dream. It was more like that transition from sleep to wakefulness, when things slowly come into focus and the mind drags itself into consciousness. I could barely comprehend the images before me – they swirled past my eyes and melted into each other like mist. Thinking Makes it So: Ch 1
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Thinking Makes it So: Ch 2“You will find something more in woods than in books. Trees and stones will teach you that which you can never learn from masters.”          --Saint Bernard   
 There are many tales of adventure where the hero has to go on a quest or undertake a journey to reach his goals. There are countless stories of valiant men and women who walk miles and miles and never falter even once. I’ve read many of them during the brief time I’ve spent in this place while I write these memoirs. I find that there is one thing that they all seem to have in common: none of them mention t Thinking Makes it So: Ch 2
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Thinking Makes it So: Ch 3“I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.”          --Ettiene De Grellet   
 What an expanse! The plains before me stretched out across the land as far as I could see. Here and there, rolling hills arose from the landscape. An occasional outcropping of rock jutted from the ground and the river that had been guiding me ran through the grasslands farther than my eyes could follow it. Trees c Thinking Makes it So: Ch 3
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My second story and the one I am currently at work on. I could use some critiques on this one.
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A Light in the Darkness

Ball of Light
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A Light in the Darkness Ch. 0Prologue   
        From the journal of Alvis Hardwin, CEO of IRIDOT – December 11th, 2021:          This has all gone wrong – very wrong. The way it looks now, I might end up on the wrong side of a massive lawsuit, or a set of prison bars. I’m going to have a hard time explaining what happened here to the families of those scientists, since I know so little about what occurred today. I’m going to try and write it all down and see if I can get my thoughts together. I hope it will make more sense that way.       A Light in the Darkness Ch. 0
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A Light in the Darkness Ch. 1                                                     Information   
     Gregory Voss stared at his computer screen blankly. A single window was open, hovering about an inch from the screen. It contained one very, very large chart full of nothing but numbers and statistics. He was supposed to be reviewing them and setting goals for the next quarter A Light in the Darkness Ch. 1
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A Light in the Darkness Ch. 2                                                       Alliances  March 16th, 2022   
     Alvis Hardwin got out of the car and faced the house. He checked the card in his hand again; sure enough, this was it: 4514 Cirrus Street. It was the house of the mysterious Mr. Montgomery, and the site of his only lead. The architecture resemb A Light in the Darkness Ch. 2
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My first story. Shorter than TMiS, and though I was not as experienced in writing then, I think it is still worth looking at. Chuck-the-ADDragon is in love with this story.
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Stolen from Rchcc122

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 29, 2009, 8:02 PM
-Fiction Status-
Complex Characters: Plot outline in progress.
New TMiS: Plot outline in progress.
Wayward Souls: Ready to begin the first plot outline.
SE-OCT: Round 3, vs. Cicero; Plot outline in progress.
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Pick ten random people, they don't have to be real:

01. Kevin Kearney - WS
02. Thane - TMiS
03. Master Chief - Halo
04. Rchcc122 – real person
05. Dr. Evil – Shame on you if you don’t know where he’s from.
06. Dr. Octagonapus (not to be confused with Dr. Octopus) – the Lazor Collection
07. Ronen Siskin - ALitD
08. Link – Every Legend of Zelda game ever
09. God – any monotheistic religion
10. Sanzo - Saiyuki

What would you do if...

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Tell him that I know his future and if he doesn’t let me sleep I will reveal horrible spoilers.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Hide. He’s known for killing innocents… at least when I play his games. XD

Number 4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
She only likes him because he’s famous. >_>

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
(Pushes the plate away)

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Creep away quietly, praying that he doesn’t wake up and lazor me.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Damn it, why couldn’t somebody have mentioned this before I killed him?!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
A failed attempted suicide following his abandonment by Midna. He tried to do this: [link]

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
He does that a lot. He favors the word “abhorrent” for some reason. Well, I guess if he’s started that again, I’ll go kick his ass again. That’s right God, I am not afraid of you. :P

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
That’s okay. I’m not sure I want attention from Sanzo.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Probably ditch me and run away. -_-

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Laugh until I remind him that I still have the use of both hands and that with just a keyboard – or a pen and paper – I can do terrible things to him. Then he’d help.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Gravity hammer please ^_^

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
She cosplays as Light Yagami and then writes the fire's name in the Death Note so it dies.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
He’ll hold his pinky at the corner of his mouth and laugh.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
He’s probably a homophobe so he would shun me. Now the real question is, what Earth-shaking events would have to transpire so that I would consent to marry Sanzo? Or any male for that matter?

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
He’ll make me watch an “old movie” with him and generally be friendly and sympathetic.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
He doesn’t. Asshole.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
One or more of the following three things: A. hit me with a fan. B. Threaten to shoot me. C. Call me a stupid dog, which I will protest unless he also does B.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Uhhh… because I get to kill him?

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9.
Thane, that’s not healthy. Christianity says that God loves everyone, in which case he will always cheat on you openly and it will be hard to have a relationship with someone like that.

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
Wait, what? I’m dating Master Chief? And he has parents?

Number 4 loves number 2 as well. What does that mean?
It means she has to join the club. ^_^

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
They probably have already.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Use the only known method of defeating him: beating him down and shooting him with a lazor. Yes, lazor. Not laser, lazors are different.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Ronen will make a stupid comment on it in 3… 2… 1…

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses his love by sending an email. Now what?
*Marks as spam* that’s too creepy. This means God is probably stalking me. Which means he sees everything that I do. Everything. o_O

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Sanzo has the capacity for love? …Wait, Sanzo’s gay???

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
I guess she got him hooked on Ghost Stories. XD (Not taking the perverted route here)

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
I guess it’s not impossible.

Would 2 trust 5?
No, but Thane would still hang around him because he’s so amusing and fun to manipulate.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
He either A. hits her with the fan, B. threatens to shoot her, or C. calls her a stupid midget, to which she protests loudly unless he also does B.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Financial management.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Dead people

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Video game designers. Ronen would test them, and God would be involved in the art design. But he’d try to do things that current-gen systems aren’t really capable of and get fired for sucking so much.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
5 doesn’t have any hair. So I guess it’s fine.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
No, and he will scream “DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!” and fire his lazor.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Pedophilia.

~What would happen if~

1 accidentally kicked 10?
He’d get into a shouting match and/or fight with Sanzo which would end with him dead most likely.

2 sent a message to his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
God would use it as blackmail, but it wouldn’t work because Thane doesn’t have a girlfriend and therefore this entire scenario is impossible.
Here comes the time paradox!

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Great, now everyone in the gym is dead. Whoo.

6 noticed he wasn't invited to your birthday?
He’ll show up on his own and start lazoring people.

7 won the lottery?
More chocolate than you have ever imagined.

8 had quite a big secret?
Oh, isn’t it a good thing he can’t talk then, he doesn’t have to worry about accidentally letting it slip.

9 became a singer?
Oh great. Psalms will come booming out of the sky. Not what I needed.

10 got a daughter?
How? With who? And he’d be a terrible father.

What would 1 think of 2?
Kevin would think that Thane was kind of a freak but still not worth messing with.

How would 3 greet 4?
He’d take her weapon and keep going. Unless she doesn’t have a weapon in which case he’ll just keep going.

What would 4 envy about 5?
Nothing except the fact that he has minions and can torment people for fun when he wants to.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
That 6 kept popping out of things to lazor him.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They’re both male and… uh… I think that may be it.

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Link’s insistence on using a weapon as outdated as a sword.

Where would 8 meet 9?
Probably in a random hole or the bottom of a dungeon somewhere.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Everything. Even God fears Sanzo.

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Nothing. Nothing at all.

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-Character status-
Ethan: Story not yet begun.
Elek: Back to the beginning
Thane: Has turned a vampire into cheese and is consequently more awesome than before.
Alexius: Comatose/dead/a metaphor, depending on which Alexius you are talking about.
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  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Brawl, Fire Emblem, FFVII
  • Eating: Nothing right now. Maybe I'll go get something.
  • Drinking: Water

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Anyway.
If you're looking for some really amazing art... you should look somewhere else. I won't lie.
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  • Current Residence: My house
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Explodificent Lolrus, we hail thee!
  • Print preference: Thou, too, art a gummy bear - remember that.
  • Interests: Travel, computers, scuba-diving, wolves, chewing on random stuff, the word midget
  • Favourite movie: Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
  • Favourite band or musician: I don't care as long as they like pasta.
  • Favourite genre of music: Videogame music (I'm not that weird! Well, yes I am).
  • Favourite artist: Me!!! ...Not really. I don't know who I would pick. One of my watchers, probably!
  • Favourite poet or writer: Again, probably one of my watchers.
  • Favourite photographer: ME!!! MUAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! Ha! Ha. But not really.
  • Favourite style of art: Post-microbial-modern-pseudo-intellectual-surrealist-cookie-doom-explosion style.
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Sansa Fuze
  • Shell of choice: You know when chocolate fudge cools over ice cream and hardens? That kind of shell.
  • Wallpaper of choice: My own photomanips (See my Desktop Screenshot)
  • Skin of choice: Fur. But then again, fur would be ON skin... so I would still have other skin - bah. Forget it.
  • Favourite game: Okami. No question.
  • Favourite gaming platform: The Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: I don't watch TV. No preference.
  • Personal Quote: "That's not chocolate - that's TNT!!!" --Me... don't ask.
  • Tools of the Trade: Sheer randomness, CS3 Master Collection, mad grammar skills, a digital camera, the almighty keyboard

Where is the octopus?

19%
4 deviants said I ate it
19%
4 deviants said The phantom of the octopus is there... inside your mind
14%
3 deviants said It's right... BEHIND YOU!!!
14%
3 deviants said Hanging out with Thane in the void between worlds.
14%
3 deviants said Fighting in the war with the squids
10%
2 deviants said Why isn't
5%
1 deviant said What octopus?
5%
1 deviant said ...You don't want to know.
0%
No deviants said I don't know...
0%
No deviants said There is no other hand! Tradition!
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~checkminus4life:iconcheckminus4life: Jun 22, 2009, 11:20:59 PM
So, i got our fight up (which since you watch me you already know) and it'd be a huge help if you commented it and let me know what I got wrong about Thane so I can fix it. I don't want to mangle such a cool character

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Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope, even the ruins to which it clings. ---Gustave Flaubert
*MysteriousBob777:iconMysteriousBob777: Jun 22, 2009, 11:33:59 PM
No problem! I don't have time tonight, but I will be sure to do that tomorrow. I'll make a little memo to myself...

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I’m an out-of-the-box thinker. But sometimes the answer is in the box, and then I get confused.

:spotlight-left::sherlock::spotlight-right:
None can escape my gaze, none I say, none!
~checkminus4life:iconcheckminus4life: Jun 22, 2009, 11:40:53 PM
thanks man, much appreciated

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Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope, even the ruins to which it clings. ---Gustave Flaubert
*MysteriousBob777:iconMysteriousBob777: Jun 25, 2009, 5:33:34 PM
Sorry that it's taking me a while, some things came up ^^;

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I’m an out-of-the-box thinker. But sometimes the answer is in the box, and then I get confused.

:spotlight-left::sherlock::spotlight-right:
None can escape my gaze, none I say, none!
~checkminus4life:iconcheckminus4life: Jun 25, 2009, 7:09:07 PM
its all good, as long as you comment with a few days before the deadline i'm all set

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Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope, even the ruins to which it clings. ---Gustave Flaubert
~komodofrog:iconkomodofrog: Jun 8, 2009, 9:11:41 PM
The question now becomes, why am I not watching you?
Problem solved.
*MysteriousBob777:iconMysteriousBob777: Jun 9, 2009, 10:37:50 PM
:wow: Thanks! I'm flattered, and thrilled.
I'm sure you won't mind if I watch you back :D

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I’m an out-of-the-box thinker. But sometimes the answer is in the box, and then I get confused.

:spotlight-left::sherlock::spotlight-right:
None can escape my gaze, none I say, none!
=Fireblast133:iconFireblast133: Jun 4, 2009, 2:55:20 PM
i hope you have your round two entry up. I'll be ticked with you if you don't. Beating me, then losing without a fight.

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Just when i thought the hole of stupidity couldn't get any deeper, someone hands me a goddamn shovel.
*MysteriousBob777:iconMysteriousBob777: Jun 4, 2009, 4:18:12 PM
I'll get it up sometime tonight. It won't be great but it will do the job...

--
I’m an out-of-the-box thinker. But sometimes the answer is in the box, and then I get confused.

:spotlight-left::sherlock::spotlight-right:
None can escape my gaze, none I say, none!
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